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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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