Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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