in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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