Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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