WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Holy shit dude........stairs
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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