...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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