I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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