I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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