Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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