My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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