I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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