we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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