Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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