i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
that is very illegal...i love you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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