margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
