By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
