I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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