Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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