Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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