Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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