How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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