Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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