My Higher Power is John Stamos
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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