Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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