Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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