Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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