dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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