i jhust puked up my retainher.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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