Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry slikk hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

Fav 30 5741 1801
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...

Fav 38 1142 15156
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

Fav 17 7079 1207
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.

Fav 18 4900 1344
share tweet
(514): View more from Quebec

..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

Fav 21 6802 1380
share tweet
(702): View more from Nevada

You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

Fav 13 5535 1679
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(931): View more from Tennessee

Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.

Fav 23 4859 1599
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.

Fav 2 278 355
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything

Fav 0 33 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT