end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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