fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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