so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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