All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
