Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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