I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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