just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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