There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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