I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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