Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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