I'm going to jail i love you
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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