So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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