only if we run a train.
done.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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