ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he shaved USA in his pubs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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