I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
that may or may not have been my penis.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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