I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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