Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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