i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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