words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
