How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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