i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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