Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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