So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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