There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The beer is more important than you right now.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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