i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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