so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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