My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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